OH MY GOD
what the american school system teaches us
What every school system teaches us*
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
GET OVER THE IDEA THAT YOUR AESTHETIC PREFERENCE HAS ANY BEARING ON A GIRL’S DECISIONS REGARDING HER BODY AND APPEARANCE.
"but it does"
NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T.
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.
BUT I AM ENTITLED TO CALL IT BULLSHIT AND DYE MY HAIR FUSCHIA.
we lived in the Murder House
we escaped the Asylum
we protected the Coven
and now, we will attend the Freak Show
Tumblr on November 1st
Every time I see these clips I feel like it’s an alternate universe where Draco was always friends with Harry and Ron and they’re going to Hogsmeade on weekends together.
Having a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks, and gorging on Honeydukes sweets… being snarky and bantery and genuinely fond of each other. And Hermione would be tsking all “Boys!” when they loudly disparage each other from their brooms on the Quidditch pitch.
"Slytherin is going down, Malfoy!"
"When you can actually stay on your broom, Weasley, I’ll take your advice seriously."
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this: