- Diaval having no idea how human courting works and trying to figure out how to gain Maleficent’s romantic affection
- Diaval being all antsy (+ more bold than usual) when mating season comes along
- Diaval and Maleficent sharing the tree she slept in as a child, with Mal in her usual spot and Dia…
maleval modern!au where maleficent contacts diaval through text message
I found the script for Maleficent.
Yup, it’s all Maleval. They are definitely canon LOL
Also I love that Diaval is always NAKED when he becomes a man.
You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
C’è una canzone dei Meat Loaf (ok, in realtà sarebbe di Jim Steinman) che recita “good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere”. E poiché la malvagità non fa, com’è giusto che sia, discriminazioni di genere, possiamo dare a questo verso una traduzione ben più universale: “i bravi…
Look at this, Diaval is just by Maleficents side, ready for anything.
He looks so happy to see Maleficent happy, he glances at Aurora but then he just goes back to staring at Maleficent. He wants to see the pride and the happiness in her face and you can see the joy in his little grin while he’s watching her and he looks proud of her as well.
As soon as she turns him into a dragon he covers her with his body and frees her from the burning iron and when she’s being attacked by Stefan you can see him trying to save her, to protect the woman who has never treated him with any obvious kindness.
He storms into a castle with her even though she basically tells him she can handle it. He sees her vulnerable side when no one else can and he isn’t afraid of her. He tells her to turn him into a worm, anything she wants after she disapproves of his opinion, showing they’re more equals than Maleficent thinks, he isn’t afraid of her, he wants to be there for her and he wants her to take him seriously.
Diaval sees the real Maleficent, the pain and the misery as well as her beauty and her power and he loves her for it and would do anything for her.
Aurora may be the Queen of the Moors but Maleficent will always be Diaval’s queen.
Angelina Jolie as Maleficent drawing step by step
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
I laughed so hard that tears are running down my face omfg
do people think they’re going to turn up at ben c’s house and he’s going to welcome them with open arms and invite them in for a cup of tea? no he’s going to think you’re creepy as fuck for sitting on google maps finding out where he lives. this isn’t gonna end in a marriage proposal. leave him alone.